20
Oct 09

Bad business slogans

Having a tagline or slogan can be quite good for a business. Creating an effective line of text requires careful thought and review. Bonus points for correct spelling and grammar. Here are some photography taglines that may have missed their mark:

  • We’re #1 in service and inconvenience
  • Best Profressional Photographers in town
  • Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come to us first.
  • Passport pictures – come in and get your head shot.
  • We’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied
  • If you’re in a hurry, then so are we
  • Our prices show that we care for your money

  • Quality photography is a memory
  • You won’t forget us
  • Our competitors may have high prices, low-quality photos or poor service. We have it all.
  • Our customers are #1 while we go #2
  • Wedding coverage that will make you cry
  • Your special day is captured forever. You will cry at the results.
  • We specialize in capturing your true beauty. Retouching available.
  • Children grow quickly. Have them shot soon.
  • Children are full of laughter and joy. Hire a professional to shoot them.
  • Babies are a treasure. Pass them down for many generations.
  • Our photography will leave you speechless
  • We capture memories that will live a lifetime
  • Portraits done while you wait
  • Photography at a price that you can pass onto your grandchildren
  • Be on the lookout for our photos
  • Studio located in a non-seedy area of downtown
  • We capture the cycle of humanity
  • Our photographers have experienced photography

Hopefully, the folks above are better at running their business than composing text for their web site. Any other interesting or just plain weird photo business slogans?




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One comment:

  1. These are hilarious. I thought my slogan needed some work. It still does, but it’s a hell of a lot better than those!

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