Having a tagline or slogan can be quite good for a business. Creating an effective slogan requires careful thought, correct spelling and good grammar. Here are some photography business slogans that may have missed their mark:
- We’re #1 in service and inconvenience
- Best Profressional Photographers in town
- Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come to us first.
- Passport pictures – come in and get your head shot
- We’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied
- If you’re in a hurry then so are we
- Our prices show that we care for your money
- Quality photography is a memory
- You won’t forget us
- Our competitors have high prices, low-quality or poor service. We have it all.
- Our customers are #1 while we go #2
- Wedding coverage that will make you cry
- Your special day is captured forever. You will cry at the results.
- We specialize in capturing your true beauty. Retouching available.
- Children grow quickly. Have them shot soon.
- Children are full of laughter and joy. Hire a professional to shoot them.
- Babies are a treasure. Pass them down for many generations.
- Grandparents don’t last forever. Have them photographed today.
- Our photography will leave you speechless
- We capture memories that will live a lifetime
- Photography at a price you can pass onto your grandchildren
- Be on the lookout for our photos
- Studio located in a non-seedy area of downtown
- We capture the cycle of humanity
- Our photographers have experienced photography
Hopefully, the above photographers are better at running their business than writing slogans for their web site.
Tags: business practices, humour

These are hilarious. I thought my slogan needed some work. It still does, but it’s a hell of a lot better than those!
Thanks for the chuckle, Warren. Here another for just about any media outlet:
“If it happens in (insert name of town or city here), it’s news to us!”
Ric.