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Oct 2009

Bad business slogans

Having a tagline or slogan can be quite good for a business. Creating an effective slogan requires careful thought, correct spelling and good grammar. Here are some photography business slogans that may have missed their mark:

  • We’re #1 in service and inconvenience
  • Best Profressional Photographers in town
  • Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come to us first.
  • Passport pictures – come in and get your head shot
  • We’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied
  • If you’re in a hurry then so are we
  • Our prices show that we care for your money
  • Quality photography is a memory
  • You won’t forget us
  • Our competitors have high prices, low-quality or poor service. We have it all.
  • Our customers are #1 while we go #2
  • Wedding coverage that will make you cry
  • Your special day is captured forever. You will cry at the results.
  • We specialize in capturing your true beauty. Retouching available.
  • Children grow quickly. Have them shot soon.
  • Children are full of laughter and joy. Hire a professional to shoot them.
  • Babies are a treasure. Pass them down for many generations.
  • Grandparents don’t last forever. Have them photographed today.
  • Our photography will leave you speechless
  • We capture memories that will live a lifetime
  • Photography at a price you can pass onto your grandchildren
  • Be on the lookout for our photos
  • Studio located in a non-seedy area of downtown
  • We capture the cycle of humanity
  • Our photographers have experienced photography

Hopefully, the above photographers are better at running their business than writing slogans for their web site.

 

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2 comments:

  1. These are hilarious. I thought my slogan needed some work. It still does, but it’s a hell of a lot better than those!

  2. Ric Ernst

    Thanks for the chuckle, Warren. Here another for just about any media outlet:

    “If it happens in (insert name of town or city here), it’s news to us!”

    Ric.

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