With a business seemingly based on “hurry up and wait”, “the deadline was yesterday”, “we can’t pay but you’ll get a credit line”, ”you can just airbrush that out, right?”, ” I can buy my own camera for that price” and ”the layout was changed”, who says photographers don’t have a sense of humour?
Some recently-seen camera bag stickers:
My sensor is bigger than yours
Film is a four-letter word
My other camera is a Leica
If all else fails ….. Photoshop!
I brake for photo-ops.
I’d back-up my hard drive if I knew how to put it in reverse
If at first you don’t succeed, reformat
Power corrupts. Buy a surge protector.
Trust me, I’m a photographer
If you’re not in focus, you’re in the way
I’d rather be taking pictures
A bad day of photography beats a good day of working
My job is more fun than your vacation.
Not all photographers are fools. Some use Nikons.
A photographer is a painter in a hurry.
Walk softly and carry a big lens.
Hell hath no fury like a photographer wrongly-cropped.
It’s not out-of-focus, it’s art.
Photographers do it in a darkroom.
Photographers do it with flash.
Never judge a photographer by their pictures.
Nine out of ten people like photography. The tenth is an editor.
Don’t blame me, I’m just the photographer.
If you can’t be rich, be a photographer
Kiss my flash
Experience means you make only new mistakes.
Experience is what you get after you needed it.
Life is but a photograph. It all depends on how you compose it.
Old photographers never die, they just get to the end of the roll.
Old photographers never die, they just fade away.
Old photographers never die, they just get cropped out.
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Old photographers never die, they just stop flashing.
Old photographers never die, they just stop exposing themselves.
Old photographers never die, they just get archived.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their focus.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their light.
Old photographers never die, they just become obsolete.
Old photographers never die, they just fail to upgrade.
Any other photo sayings?
