Not sure if this is an indication of anything, but last month I received three similar photo requests. The catch was, I wasn’t asked to shoot any photos but rather, the customers wanted me to fix some pictures they had shot themselves.
• One client asked me to fix a group photo. The company employees in the picture are back in their hometowns, so there’s no chance of a reshoot. The picture was under-exposed, slightly out-of-focus, had red-eye, and was poorly composed with some bad shadows. Photoshop can only do so much, but the client was happy with the results of the emergency retouch surgery. The picture will have a happy life in a company newsletter.
• Second request was another self-shot image. But unfortunately, this one was inoperable. I diagnosed a terminal case of the blurs. A picture may look good on the camera’s LCD screen, but when used at a higher resolution, any and all imperfections become very obvious. I suspect the company already knew this, but just wanted a second opinion.
• Third request from another customer was to pull a nice headshot from a group photo. This image was rushed into the operating room for some complicated surgery. It was touch-and-go, and sadly, an arm had to be amputated in the process. But the photo is now recovering and will be strong enough to appear in a series of Powerpoint presentations.
Everyone loves to take pictures, and for personal pictures, this is great. But if your company decides to take its own business photos, here are three suggestions:
(i) Don’t.
(ii) Take lots of pictures and hope one hits the target.
(iii) Know where the closest photo emergency room is located.
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Also last month, I got a request to go to Iqaluit. Who doesn’t want to go up to the Arctic in the middle of winter? Unfortunately, it turned out that the expenses involved were far too high in relation to the job itself.