One of the more popular ways to insult a photographer is to look at their pictures and say, “Nice pictures! You must have a good camera.”
Here are a few gentle ways to insult a fellow photographer:
- He’s a few pictures short of a slideshow.
- She’s obviously not working with a full frame.
- His zoom doesn’t extend all the way.
- Her flash isn’t firing on full power.
- Her shutter speed is a bit slow.
- His aperture isn’t exactly wide open.
- She’s dragging her shutter.
- He’s been spending way too much time in the darkroom.
- He’s working with a shallow depth of field.
- She’s not exactly high definition.
- “Low resolution” is his middle name.
- His lens cap is on.
- Her memory card is empty.
- She’s not exactly the sharpest lens in the bag.
- He’s not exactly the fastest lens in the bag.
- His camera is clicking but nothing gets recorded.
- Her camera is firing but her film isn’t advancing.
- He’s a couple stops short of a good exposure.
- The carousel is in place but the projector isn’t turned on.
How to insult a photographer
